About me: Greetings from a trekkie and a gamer. Kinds of guys I'm looking for: 18-~50, big chest (whether muscular or chubby), love having their nipples sucked, bottoms (total top here), mostly smooth but some furry guys really turn me on when their nips are just huge and begging to be chewed on. Languages: English What I'm into: Bareback, Kissing, Muscles/Muscle Worship, Porn How out am I?: To some people I am: Giver/Top I like to have sex: Not a big part Endowment/Dimensions: Average Body hair: Everywhere

Ask me anything, I'm not shy. ADHD, emphasis on the Hyper. These aren't gym muscles. Also, No pic = No Chat. If you only have private pics , unlock before you message me. Seriously, People making you ask to see their face is a pet peve. Also I'm not an arborist, I just climb a lot of trees.

I'm a writer, one of about a million who have "talent" but not yet successful. I write poetry, short stories, and humorous essays. I like questioning things. I don't know why that is, I guess I never really thought about it. People tell me I'm funny and I don't know where they get that. I am told that I am intelligent. Not to brag but I have an IQ of 139, yet I'm a bit of an idiot when it comes to people. Yeah, I'm not that braggy in person. Its just you gotta brag a bit in these things to really stand out. That and throw out a random collection of words: BINGLE BONGLE DINGLE DANGLE LICKITY DOO LICKITY DA PING PONG LIPPY TUBBY TOO TA. I'm very good at listening because I like observing and knowing what goes on in other people's lives. I get that from my mom..... and my dad.... and my 5 sisters, not much from my 2 brothers. I'm very exploitable, thanks to 23 years of Catholic Guilt (thanks to a certain female parent that shall remain nameless) and my incessant need to impress/attract others. My hobbies are writing dating profiles, reading pamphlets I find in Doctor's offices, collecting video games, and running from my problems. I play the cello, the recorder, a bit of the accordion, and a bit of piano. I always bring a banana to a party. You never know when you need one. Oh and I tend to write on walls instead of paper. You can lose a piece of paper, but you can never lose a wall. Don't let my pictures fool you. I am considered devilishly handsome in the Falkland Islands and parts of Guam..... but not the good parts. Now I'm just babbling incoherently. If you are still reading this thing, then may have already won my affection. Yup that's it. That's all it takes. I'm as disappointed as you are and I'm the one writing this thing. Do yourself a favor and RUN!!!!

18 yr old virgin boy with a bubble but and a tight cock hungry hole. Will do anything to please a dom daddy.

Hung, nice guy With extraordinary libido. Love sex multi times a day. Very oral and vers

Masculine, versatile, for real time encounters or chat, cyber, role play. Body contact, oral, nipple play, pits, j/o, some kink, open to more. Open minded. Chat is great, in person is far better.

Hung, mostly top, looking to get off..

Here we go! I have my PhD in Cuddling, with a minor in Netflix binging. But maybe an old fashioned date first? P.S. Chat somewhere else - That is stupid. Giving you money - Hell No. Looking to hooking up - Look somewhere else.

Masculine fit open minded

6ft4 200 lbs

hello

Recently performed a great purge of “friends.”

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Versatile jock bottom

Two tears in a bucket; motherfuckit. == Results from bdsmtest.org == 100% Degradee 100% Exhibitionist 100% Rope bunny 98% Voyeur 95% Experimentalist 94% Submissive 90% Non-monogamist 88% Slave 86% Switch 83% Brat 79% Rigger 70% Primal (Prey) 69% Masochist 62% Master/Mistress 62% Dominant 61% Owner 59% Pet 54% Sadist 50% Degrader 41% Brat tamer 41% Vanilla 38% Primal (Hunter) 25% Boy/Girl 15% Ageplayer 6% Daddy/Mommy

Into more than most of you which is just about right for the rest of you.

Just your average gay ogre with a heart of darkness and hate.

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Mostly, looking for phone or cyber. I'm a bottom.

Hey, hey. Grindr is great but would love to have a conversation.

new here

57-brn/brn-43c-32w-6ft-170--gymbod-phone/chat

Looking for new friends and maybe finding something special.

Into daddies, phone, roleplay, PNP, porn, taboo, feet, raunch and tend to lean more toward bottoming.