I'm a writer, one of about a million who have "talent" but not yet successful. I write poetry, short stories, and humorous essays. I like questioning things. I don't know why that is, I guess I never really thought about it. People tell me I'm funny and I don't know where they get that. I am told that I am intelligent. Not to brag but I have an IQ of 139, yet I'm a bit of an idiot when it comes to people. Yeah, I'm not that braggy in person. Its just you gotta brag a bit in these things to really stand out. That and throw out a random collection of words: BINGLE BONGLE DINGLE DANGLE LICKITY DOO LICKITY DA PING PONG LIPPY TUBBY TOO TA. I'm very good at listening because I like observing and knowing what goes on in other people's lives. I get that from my mom..... and my dad.... and my 5 sisters, not much from my 2 brothers. I'm very exploitable, thanks to 23 years of Catholic Guilt (thanks to a certain female parent that shall remain nameless) and my incessant need to impress/attract others. My hobbies are writing dating profiles, reading pamphlets I find in Doctor's offices, collecting video games, and running from my problems. I play the cello, the recorder, a bit of the accordion, and a bit of piano. I always bring a banana to a party. You never know when you need one. Oh and I tend to write on walls instead of paper. You can lose a piece of paper, but you can never lose a wall. Don't let my pictures fool you. I am considered devilishly handsome in the Falkland Islands and parts of Guam..... but not the good parts. Now I'm just babbling incoherently. If you are still reading this thing, then may have already won my affection. Yup that's it. That's all it takes. I'm as disappointed as you are and I'm the one writing this thing. Do yourself a favor and RUN!!!!
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